Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone…

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You will never see me ever ever ever, wearing mom jeans – nope… never!!! #stillawoman ✌️

But they are funny… that’s Saturday Night Live ❤️ fricken always love them (although they have periods where they are totally hilarious and then sometimes not so much – currently they are not so much) but I love some of these ❤️

This one cracks me up sooo much lol…

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lol – yeah that one makes me laugh 😄❤️ … I still went through it 3 times lol

With the boys I went all natural… the oldest was easy – he has been my textbook easy kid… right from the git-go!!

The second was harder … he was way more over due than they thought and he was an ounce away from being 10 lbs 😮 I am tiny 😮😳… they turned him the wrong way and he swallowed tons of fluid… he had to be in the neo-natal area for a little while…

It was a little humorous because the neo-natal unit is for premies … not 10 pounders 😮 … so he looked like a butterball Turkey in there with all the teeny tiny babies lol … oh yeah mine is the big one lol …

With my daughter they asked if I wanted the epidural … I have scoliosis – not badly and you can’t tell … but I know my spine curves – I’m afraid they won’t do right … but my ex said … is the last child, try it, just do it… ok

So they put that crazy needle in my back 😮 that wasn’t too bad, I just closed my eyes and gripped the bed while they did it

Once I got comfortable in the bed, the nurse handed me a “clicker” … and gave me these instructions …

You get 3 clicks – save them for when you really need them.

Ok well I’m not the type of person you can just give vague short instructions to or I will improvise my way lol ✌️😄

So what I heard was… save ALL clicks for the crowning moment lol … and I did that 😳😮😄

Oh my god!!! Well I felt nothing from the waste down 😮 oops … they like “push” and I was like “I think I am??” lol

Best labor I ever had!! Zero pain… also paralyzed from waste down for like 3 days lol but whatever it came back fine eventually

Sometimes I have chevy chase type moments like that ?? Lol – it all works out

Being a mom and raising my kids has been the most incredible thing I have ever created and done ❤️ lucky, proud and blessed ❤️

You should also know … as a child I was sick sometimes… at 16, I lost all my blood except 1 pint, I almost died.

At 16 they told me, I would most likely never have kids. I was devastated to hear that. But I accepted it. I knew I wanted to be a mom, so I would have adopted. Either way.

But becoming a mom, was nothing short of a miracle for me, I was shocked because I did believe the doctors…

I don’t trust doctors very much nowadays ✌️

My babies are my miracles ❤️✌️

Happy Mother’s Day ❤️✌️